1. jump-doughboy-jump:

    vriska-ler:

    no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

    like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

    finally someone said it

    (via foreverdreamingofreality)

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  3. hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

    larrycoincidences:

    do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

    I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

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  5. evidently-evil:

    calibornsbottomwhore:

    if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

    I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

    (via almostmature)

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  6. comealongraggedypond:

    if you think that professor mcgonagall didn’t love james potter then let me just explain to you how wrong you are because among james’ many talents he was really fan-fucking-tastic at two things: quidditch and transfiguration and those just happen to be mcgonagall’s favorite things so guess what he may have been a little shit but he was her little shit and you know she loved every minute of detention she had to chaperone with him

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  12. vanjalen:

i love every part of this

    vanjalen:

    i love every part of this

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  13. theacenightwatch:

    deans-pudding:

    kujider:

    cumber-collectable:

    sammycasdean:

    todiscardanddiscover:

    deans-pudding:

    petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr 

    why did no one ever think of this before

    and the porn side cumblr ?

    and the music side humblr?

    whoa

    what have I started

    Punblr.

    (via 42believer)

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  14. demxndean:

    Jody killed Cody

    there’s a suite life joke in here I just know it

    (via frigginwinchesters)

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  15. inoriaizawa:

    in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

    (via zackisontumblr)

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