1. True friendship isn’t being inseparable, it’s being separated and nothing changes.
    – (via noblefleur)

    (via mhyin-mahar)

    12 hours ago  /  4,197 notes  /  Source: celliie

  2. watchtheskytonight:

    little-bit-fancy:

    Today I came across a wi-fi connection called ‘Hogwarts’
    I decided I would hack my first wi-fi
    I put in ‘alohomora’ 
    It worked 

    bless you

    (via deadpotter)

    12 hours ago  /  78,815 notes  /  Source: johngreenisokay

  3. f0xyshy:

    If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

    (via zackisontumblr)

    12 hours ago  /  63,869 notes  /  Source: f0xyshy

  4. I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

    fictionalfeather:

    For example, you can:

    • be in a shampoo commercial

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    • start a boy band:

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    • spot some choice booty:

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    • break into song:

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    • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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    • attend a metal show:

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    • listen to some sick jams:

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    • discover zombieism:

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    • sample some tasty snacks:

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    • watch someone get burned bad:

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    • find something you really like:

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    • find something you really, really like:

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    • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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    • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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    (via frigginwinchesters)

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  5. airtrafficcontroller:

nudityandnerdery:

burntlikethesun:

JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY

Albus “I’ll give kids a year of substandard education for a vital class to get someone back for angering two of my friends” Dumbledore.

Dumbledore makes the best decisions. 

    airtrafficcontroller:

    nudityandnerdery:

    burntlikethesun:

    JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY

    Albus “I’ll give kids a year of substandard education for a vital class to get someone back for angering two of my friends” Dumbledore.

    Dumbledore makes the best decisions. 

    (via maurader)

    13 hours ago  /  47,011 notes  /  Source: burntlikethesun

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  7. thereal1990s:

Matilda (1996)

    thereal1990s:

    Matilda (1996)

    (via 90s90s90s)

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  8. gifss-heaveen:

Uh oh check this out ! :D !

    gifss-heaveen:

    Uh oh check this out ! :D !

    (via ingridfaucette017)

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  10. leonkumquat:

    when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

    they’re married now

    (via frigginwinchesters)

    21 hours ago  /  136,725 notes  /  Source: leonkumquat

  11. domericbolton:

    last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

    but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

    (via huggedhemmo)

    1 day ago  /  27,026 notes  /  Source: domericbolton

  12. journey-with-you-512:

your wife is amazing

    journey-with-you-512:

    your wife is amazing

    (via teenagedmutantninjawhitegirl)

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  15. rambozus:

    itsmemorized:

    Oh my GOD
    My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
    GRANDPA NO

    Grandpa yes.

    (via pietrparker)

    4 days ago  /  117,993 notes  /  Source: itsmemorized