Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.
Today, I was wearing a floor length skirt. There's this fantastic girl in my 3rd grade class who is Egyptian, and wears a hijab and a long skirt everyday. There are a few other Muslim kids, but most of the girls don't dress like that. She is the only one in her class who wears it every day.
Girl: I like your skirt!
Me: Thank you!
Girl: I'm surprised that you are wearing a long skirt.
Me: ... Why?
Girl: Because you are cool. And long skirts are weird. The other kids call me weird for wearing a long skirt every day.
Me: I don't think long skirts are weird. I think they are cool. And pretty. And fancy.
Girl: (turns to the class and yells) EVERYBODY! I'M NOT WEIRD, I'M FANCY!
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.
i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT
The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg
LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses
WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
IS THAT A GATE TO HELL
And then I died.
i love this fandom
Okay, no. This gets even better. Let me tell you a story.
So last summer, my best friend and I went on a trip to Arizona to see a concert, and we stayed at a KOA campsite in Phoenix. As it turned out, this campsite was literally two or three streets from the Walmart that we have determined to be the gate to hell.
So naturally, the both of us insisted on making the trip (we needed to pick up batteries for my camera anyways).
But on the way there, I immediately noticed something peculiar about the route we’d taken: We were driving on S. Winchester Road. On our way to the visit the Gate to Hell.
And even better - along S. Winchester road, there’s another small turnoff: S. Colt Road.
I thought the fandom would be interested in these little fun facts.
one of the designers for AZ is holding back secrets
plot twist Eric Kripke is actually a prophet
i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake
this is the realist shit on this website
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF
Yes let’s do it for him.
Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then
but it gets better
hahahaha silly youtubers